you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
A girl's fb status.
cocon-ut: “When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead.
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
zerl: why the tit fuck isn’t instagram back yet
club-kushi: if i ever have to give a thank you speech for an award or something at the top of the list will be scott disick in bold
I actually have no life outside of instagram
i think i put too much product in my hair and now i think its going stiff thats what i get for using 7 brands of smoothing serum #mybad
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly