August 2012
livin-la-vida-lokiii:
If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
londonlily:
despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
envyadams:
think about how many pizza slices you’ve probably consumed over the course of your lifetime
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
creative writing is the work of the devil
why do people do it for fun
eg fan fictions
why
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
entrancedinmypants:
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away
pidovey:
bad social habits i have
mumbling
not smiling
trailing off
crossing my arms
looking angry even though im not angry
the fact i cant even socialize
the fact im me
can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
